zor’s girlfriend needs a leash
or a cake
(give her the cake)
is the blood on my window really necessary
could you not like
brain them further away
I am embarrassed to admit how much I’m enjoying Ret. I’m that Hot Topic goth that shits on One Direction but actually listens to nothing else. My shame is endless and filled with obnoxious buffs.
Sketch commission. Zmei for Ashmaw!
Watch out for greasemonkeys, they know exactly five violent uses for wrenches you’ve never even considered.
you are a blessing
do you know how much the ‘scientiic evolution’ argument pisses me the fuck off
THERE ARE VERY FEW SCIENTIFIC ASPECTS IN WOW
Literally the only race that I can think of that has an ACTUAL scientific evolution is, lo and behold, humans
and even then
even fucking then
their root origin is magical/metaphysical
like do you really wanna look me the fuck in the eyes and tell me that the only physical variation an ENTIRE FANTASY RACE CAN HAVE, A RACE EVOLVED THROUGH MAGICAL MEANS AND THUS THEIR GENE VARIATION CAN BE TOTALLY FUCKING OFF THE WALL CRAZY, is like, five shades of white skin and a couple of hair colors
is that what you really want to tell me
*puts on archaeologist fedora* Gonna argue against using evolution in discussing even humans, though. Not that the bigots will stop trying to trot it out to explain why brown elves are gross to their delicate eyes. ANYWAY let’s preach to the choir:
Given that significant population-wide coloration changes can be more than, like, 40k (count em) years in the making on average, the wibbly-wobbly-probably-maybe-4000-years in Warcraft is enough for Bobby Joensdottir’s family to evolve exactly… nothing of note. Maybe more redheads in the family tree. Freckles?
Evolution doesn’t work here to explain diversity in one race out of the playable 12 (? excepting worgen), so I wish these people would stop trying to use it to deny diversity. Magic and IRL responsibility are all there is to it. Because we have full control over our imaginary worlds, not some slow-moving natural selection peppered with natural disasters and shitty luck on a cosmic scale! We have responsibility to take care of representation because games don’t exist in a vacuum, played by pearl-lacquered androids!
Idk nonsensical word vomit. THESE PEOPLE MAKE ME MAD TOO.
what if dragons in WoW did mating dances to attract potential partners
Wrathion would do this in both forms, don’t even tell me he wouldn’t. He’d also be confused as to why everyone’s laughing at him.
Diverting anything related to GW2 to sideblog: HERE
Follow there if you’re interested! Cleaning up and making this one pretty exclusively Warcraft for the time being.
I am so pleased with the response to the Leon/dark skinned elf debacle that I will doodle FOR FREE your dark skinned WoW character YES YOU
AND I DONT MEAN LIKE dark furred tauren or purple goats or spraytANS i mean ACTUAL DARK SKINNED HUMANOID CHARS like… ETHNICALLY DARKER not just nice tan although nothin wrong with a damn nice tan rofl
THERE IS NO DEADLINE FOR THIS yet lol but if you have multiple chars PICK 1 and send me a note with me these things:
- armory or enough ref to show me their hair/face
- super brief personality description so i can draw an appropriate expression for them
i will doodle somethin small of them — jsut drawin civilan clothes no armor, maybe it will just be a head lol but yeah SOMETHIN
there’s no deadline for this so if you’re making a new dark skinned character RIGHT NOW after BROWNELFGATE2k14 PLEASE TAKE YER TIME make somethin you legit like and i will make the doodles 4u because dark skinned characters are super important and I want to show everyone